Est. when the Pi arrives

invite-only.party

A members-only picture house behind an unmarked door.
No sign out front, on purpose.

Knock twice

The door is shut. The Raspberry Pi is still in the mail.

Order of Events

The doors open when the hardware does

  • The addressSecured
  • The projector (a Pi 4)On its way
  • Wire it up, cross fingersNext
  • Stock the cellar (Jellyfin)Then
  • Tonight's password

If you belong here, you'll get word directly. No flyers, no sign-up form. If you don't, the doorman is polite, patient, and completely immovable.

The Menu

Everything is on the house. Nothing is on the shelf yet.

  • The FeatureOn the house

    A proper film, served neat.

  • The SerialOn the house

    Long stories, many episodes. Stirred, never rushed.

  • The NightcapOn the house

    Late-night oddities, poured after midnight.

  • The Old FashionedOn the house

    Comfort re-watches. You know every line.

  • The TeetotalerOn the house

    Nothing with ads. Ever.

The doorman waits, arms folded.

House Rules

  1. I.Knock twice. Knocking more will not speed up the courier.
  2. II.What's watched here stays here.
  3. III.No name on the list, no entry. Not even for cousins.
  4. IV.The room is small. Seating is limited by one very small computer.
  5. V.Don't tell anyone where the door is. If they need to know, they'll be told.
  6. VI.Phones face-down. The feature is about to start.

The Back Room

You found the plate. Nobody finds the plate.

Parcel
1 × Raspberry Pi 4
Carrier
A van, presumably
Status
Pending delivery
ETA
When it gets here
Mood
Patient. Mostly.

Not a live feed. I just refresh the tracking page more often than I'd like to admit.